It’s just been announced: Prince William will “return to work” this week. He’s scheduled his first event in a month! He hasn’t done a stitch of work since March 19th, and now his big return is scheduled for Thursday, April 18th. He will visit Surrey and chat with community leaders and environmentalists or something. Sounds like busywork to me. Imagine being so lazy, you’re scheduling your first event in a month for a Thursday.
Of course, according to Huevo Math™, William has already done some “work” in recent days. That would be the tweet issued over the weekend, regarding the horrific situation in Sydney, Australia – an incel misogynist stabbed multiple women in a mall. The Waleses’ tweet was notable because it’s the first time Kate has “signed” anything since she took the blame for manipulating the Mother’s Day frankenphoto. Tatler called this tweet a “return to duty” for Kate. LOL.
We are shocked and saddened by the terrible events in Sydney earlier today. Our thoughts are with all those affected, including the loved ones of those lost and the heroic emergency responders who risked their own lives to save others. W & C
— The Prince and Princess of Wales (@KensingtonRoyal) April 13, 2024
And finally, there’s a rumor going around that Kate and William plan to do a big renovation and extension to Adelaide Cottage, their home on the Royal Windsor estate. I’ve believed for some time now that Adelaide is basically Kate’s separation house with the kids and that William lives elsewhere. This year, I’m not even sure that either of them are living full-time at Adelaide. In any case, they are “contemplating renovations and extensions to a little-known redbrick annexe adjacent to their Adelaide Cottage residence” and “insiders suggest the family are considering plans to expand a currently vacant annexe to assist in the princess’ recuperation.” They might even personally finance the reno? LOL. I’ll believe that when I see it. Anyway, curious little story, huh?
Photos courtesy of Avalon Red, Cover Images.
London, UK, 07 February 2024: William, Prince of Wales talks with Air Ambulance pilots, doctors and paramedics as he attends the London Air Ambulance Charity Gala Dinner at the OWO in central London.,Image: 844429498, License: Rights-managed, Restrictions: *** NO UK USE FOR 48 HRS ***, Model Release: no, Credit line: DANIEL LEAL / Avalon 
London, UK, 07 February 2024: William, Prince of Wales (R) with US actor Tom Cruise at the London Air Ambulance Charity Gala Dinner at the OWO in central London.,Image: 844429536, License: Rights-managed, Restrictions: *** NO UK USE FOR 48 HRS ***, Model Release: no, Credit line: DANIEL LEAL / Avalon 
Britain’s Prince William, The Prince of Wales, waves as he leaves after a visit to the British Red Cross at its headquarters in London, Tuesday, Feb. 20, 2024. The Prince of Wales undertakes engagements which recognise the human suffering caused by the ongoing war in the Middle East and the subsequent conflict in Gaza, as well as the rise of antisemitism around the world. The Red Cross are providing humanitarian aid in the region via the Red Cross Red Crescent Movement, including Magen David Adom in Israel and the Palestine Red Crescent Society.,Image: 848683412, License: Rights-managed, Restrictions: *** NO UK USE FOR 48 HRS ***, Model Release: no, Credit line: Kin Cheung / Avalon
Prince William, gestures as he speaks to Pierre-Yves Paslier co-founder of Natpla as at the Oval cricket ground made by the Earthshot 2022 winner Notpla in London, Friday, March 8, 2024. Prince William will hear about the 2022 Earthshot Prize winner, Notpla, and a new multi-million-pound contract with Levy UK and Ireland, part of Compass Group, to introduce Notpla’s seaweed-based, natural food packaging to over 50 sporting and event venues.,Image: 855012010, License: Rights-managed, Restrictions: -, *** NO UK USE FOR 48 HRS ***, Model Release: no, Credit line: Kin Cheung / Avalon 
The Prince of Wales, Patron of London’s Air Ambulance Charity, talks with Air Ambulance pilots, doctors and paramedics, at the London’s Air Ambulance charity gala dinner at Raffles London at The OWO, in Horseguards Avenue, London Featuring: William, Prince of Wales Where: London, United Kingdom When: 07 Feb 2024 Credit: Daniel Leal/PA Images/INSTARimages **NORTH AMERICA RIGHTS ONLY** 
The Prince of Wales speaks with Renee Salt, 94, a Holocaust survivor, during a visit to the Western Marble Arch Synagogue in London Featuring: Renee Salt, William, Prince of Wales Where: London, United Kingdom When: 29 Feb 2024 Credit: Toby Melville/PA Images/INSTARimages **NORTH AMERICA RIGHTS ONLY**
The Prince of Wales looks on as he visits the Western Marble Arch Synagogue in London Featuring: William, Prince of Wales Where: London, United Kingdom When: 29 Feb 2024 Credit: Toby Melville/PA Images/INSTARimages **NORTH AMERICA RIGHTS ONLY** 
The Prince of Wales during a visit to WEST, the new OnSide charity youth zone in Hammersmith and Fulham, west London, to see the new purpose-built facilities that will soon be available to young people in the area Featuring: William, Prince of Wales Where: London, United Kingdom When: 14 Mar 2024 Credit: Frank Augstein/PA Images/INSTARimages **NORTH AMERICA RIGHTS ONLY**ncG1vNJzZmivp6x7pLHLnpmirJOdxm%2BvzqZmcW5naX11e8%2BroKeblZTEqrjLopiml6OYtaaw1KWcrJeYnsCgssirqq2Xp6S%2FrKvEr5ynrI%2Beu6Ctvqamp6yYlLWmuMuYnqiXpKSstMHRq5yyl5%2BjrLW01KuqnZmpZA%3D%3D